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Tchaikovsky was a punk.

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

I went to the symphony today.

Weird.

Here’s what I learned.

Tchaikovsky was gay.
When he was writing his 4th symphony (which is what they were playing today) he decided to get married. Kinda for the hell of it.
He got fan mail from some chick. She essentially said “Marry me or I will kill myself.” Tchaikovsky was like, “Okay. I love the life I have, but Ive been feeling kinda selfish.. So, sure let’s get hitched.”

Weird.

Next concert on my agenda: Earth Crisis reunion show.

Fucking hilarious.

-d.